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my webpage has been changed! please update your bookmarks folks. the old URL will

continue to work for a limited time only

FYI

my website's new URL is:

http://undergroundatypical.webs.com/

umm pictures:

this one is of me outside some little store thing where the lady was like Oh I Want To Take Your Picture and so we went outside and she took it and told me where to find it on the internet and her caption made me really happy even though it is not a pretty thing:
"you remind me of tibet"

here is a picture of my DOG
in case you care, her name is LADY and she's a weird little mutt we found in our backyard (we think she was abused, she pines and hates strangers and nobody came to claim her despite the plethora of "DOG FOUND" signs we posted

she's a weird little dog... and she's in our weird little kitchen

also she's very photogenic, which i believe is the only point to this photograph

SORRY THEY ARE SO FREAKING LARGE< i know how to correct the problem i am just a lazy little turtle today

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also feel free to enjoy my far superior hypnotic musical:
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yeah by the way it's called scratch, the man

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The Polyester Jaguar

Sandbar where Kernel Cab is a polyester jaguar
Axed the idiot car, just from sleep you are far

Can I wage war
When I try for more
Acceptable forms that
I deplore?
There is no place to reason
And no time to think
As if my sense were
Dripping down the sink

train tales

i met an exquisite green train
on a raspberry jungle lane
and then with a sudden thrust
it left me in the dust