When you set out to make and can tomato sauce from a bushel's worth of tomatoes, perhaps try deciding to purchase a pressure canner in advance, rather than at noon on the day of. This will prevent you from having to ride around aimlessly with your friend, both calling 411 and having simultaneous conversations with Lowe's or Bed, Bath & Beyond employees that sound like this:
"I'm looking for a pressure canner. Do you stock them?"
"A pressure cannon?"
"No, canner. Like for canning food."
"Uh, you mean you store food in it?"
"Never mind. Thank you."
Or, calling the Compleat Gourmet, Richmond's local haut-cuisine retailer.
"Do you carry pressure canners?"
"Yes, we have one in stock."
"And how much does it cost?"
"$319.00"
"Ok, thanks very much."
But then, you get the guy with the lovely southern drawl at Southern States, and damned if he don't just say, "Oh yes, we've got one!" How much? "$99.00." And then, upon checking out at the register with this same charming fellow, he pats the canner box and says, "My grandmother even used to can fish with one of these things." Yes.
Blanch, peel, core, seed. Simmer. For hours. With onions and garlic and bay leaves, salt, pepper, hot peppers, herbs, honey. Watch girl movies on the Mac in the kitchen. Sun goes down. Eat cake. Order pizza (yes, ordering pizza during elaborate local-slow-food projects does cause mild cognitive dissonance, but is allowable).
Then, start the pressure canner. After reading the instructions several times over to insure that you don't inadvertently create a bomb instead of a home canning aid. The shit is extremely cool, and a little scary. And we had 7 quarts of sauce, and 7 quarts is what the canner holds. Perfect.
Tonight we made ricotta cheese, according to Riki the Cheese Queen's recipe. Easy. Truly. Even easier than the mozzarella recipe, which we thought was surprisingly simple. Thanks to Apple and Sunshine of Avery's Branch Farm for providing the milk.
All of this is heading towards a local-themed lasagna, or perhaps ravioli. We'll make the pasta tomorrow night.
And now, instead of writing one of the several articles due very soon, I am blogging about food and making yogurt, and just took zucchini bread out of the oven. With Rob on his way to Burning Man, girl-energy is taking over the house.
To close--I can't be the only person who's noticed this--there are serious philosophical problems with predictive text on cell phones. You know, how you can switch your phone to a setting so that when you text message, you just type the keys for the letters you want, and the program guesses (often correctly) the proper combination of those letters for the word you want.
Well, this makes for faster texting, unless you're sending culinary themed messages (I'm sure it's true for other types of vocabulary, but cooking-vocab is where I've noticed it. Except for when I was trying to type "Beauregard"--I wish I could remember why--and the phone offered "Beatsegasd" as my only option). The phone doesn't know the word "kale", for example, and will only offer either "lake" or "jake" as the two possible combinations of letters you might want from those keys. At least lake and jake are words, though. For "ricotta" it offers "phantua." Of course.
The other problem is with priority. You can scroll through your various options for each combination of keys (ie lake and jake--lake comes first). But I want to know how these options are prioritized. I'm looking to type "bake", and with those four keys, the phone offers, in this order: able, cake (ok fine), bald, calf, bake, bale. It then goes on to offer "cale" and "abje". But "bald" before "bake"?
Non-food words can be amusing too. "Sex" is the first offer for those three keys, of course, but followed amusingly by "sew" and "pew". And, to get even dirtier, you can get to "cock" if you scroll through "coal" first, and then "anal" (really?). But "pussy" is nowhere to be found. "Puppy" is your only option. So I can text easily urgent messages about a male chicken, but if I want an alternative diminutive for kitty, I've got to switch back to manual?
Till soon.